Ahem.... Not gonna brag about how good I am or what so ever here...
Just wanna pass out some basic info on BBQ-ing....
RULE 1: Be Sure To Know How To Start Fire
Don't be a smart aleck and try showing off if you really don't know.
Kindly tell other people,
coz THEY might be hungry.(Get the hint yourself)
Okay, if you still insisting on showing off....
Firstly make sure the coast is clear.
Then choose the following. (Don't follow this, its dangerous!!!)
#1 - mosquito spray(aerosol) and lighted candle(flame) works well.
#2 - kerosene is highly flammable.
#3 - There's this flammable gel for BBQ. Go figure yourself.
***Tips***
{1} - Never throw in a firecracker. Wanna see fireworks that close up?
{2} - Never throw in an aerosol can. You might see a nice "little" explosion.
If you're done. Lets move on...
RULE 2: Lesson 101, Know your charcoals.
<1>Briquettes - Get the ignition aided one.( Ignites easily... duh...)
<2>Lump/Extruded charcoal - hard charcoal (last longer)
Buy both, ratio 1 : 3 at least. Especially if you wanna BBQ for hours long.
Why? Coz you want your fire to stay A.L.A.P (as long as possible)
#1 -Start off with the ignition aided ones, then you won't need to break a sweat.
#2 -Then add in the charcoal lump for long lasting effect...LOLZ
***Tips***
{1} -and I say "Let there be AIR". Come on, give some oxygen for the chemistry.
{2} -Be patient. (Means put 1 by 1)
RULE 3: Focus... Focus... Focus...
Its gonna be boring BBQ-ing the food alone, so take rounds.
Get yourself a partner to chit chat... Keeps you away from boredom.... Trust me.
Since everyone playing around you, don't get distracted.....
"It is scientifically proven that burnt food are highly carcinogenic
_________________________...........which cause cancer."
We still wanna live longer to enjoy all the food.
Finally......
RULE 4: You gotta be SMART to survive the night!
Find pairs of partners for every half and hour shift...
So that everyone gets a taste of fire... and you get your rest time....
And when your turn is almost up, BBQ your own meal of course... LOL again...
You don't wanna let your tummy play drum through the night...
So finish yours and "Itadakimasu".... Dig in...
That sums up my little tips and happy BBQ-ing....
p/s : Help clean up please!!!! Unless you aren't willing to... Prepare a good excuse beforehand and leave A.F.A.P (as fast as possible)......
Tiger, if you somehow read this, this is a BBQ session... nothing else...
Adios....
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